Albert Turns Eighteen

On March 1, 1988, a tiny little boy came to this world whining like an infant.(duh!). That little boy was named Albert Jesse by his Mom and Dad.
Eighteen years later, that tiny, whiny little boy grew up to become a manly, whiny big boy. That little boy Albert is now a handsome big man and today becomes EIGHTEEN.
Happy Eighteenth Birthday
Albert!
May You Have Many More Birthdays
To Come.